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Steven Wright Quotes

Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can't predict what people will laugh at.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 6, 1955

Topics

People Laugh Will Predict Jokes

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular.

People Blind Leisure Activities Very

But time is yet another of God's creations, and as such, it has a life of its own.

Menachem Mendel Schneerson

Life God Time Own Another Creations

I've always done things my way.

Ann Demeulemeester

Done Way Always Things

The band cannot sign to another label or even put out its own material unless they are released from their agreement, which never happens.

Never Band Out Own Agreement Sign

The most important thing is that you be a good person and you live by the golden rule of do unto others. If you live by that, that's all I care about.

Good Live Care Good Person You

There were guys in 'The State' who would take one script and rewrite it and rewrite it and rewrite it and fight for it for a whole season, and after a couple of seasons, you realized that doesn't work. You have to just be willing to throw something away, no matter how good it is, and write a better joke.

Robert Ben Garant

Work Good Fight Better Seasons You

A good conscience is a continual feast.

Good Conscience Feast

We were promised we could keep our healthcare plans. We were promised that Obamacare would not raise middle class taxes. Instead, the law brought the American people rising premiums, unaffordable deductibles, fewer insurance choices, and higher taxes. We were let down.

People Law Choices American Down

I'm really into very 'naive craft,' like Second World War playing cards.

Jonathan Anderson

War World Cards Craft Naive Playing

I think an education is not only important, it is the most important thing you can do with your life.

Life Education Think You Important

I remember having computers at my parents' house growing up. We had different desktop PCs, but my first laptop was an IBM ThinkPad laptop. It was big, bulky, slow and terrible.

Scott Michael Foster

Parents Growing Up Computers Slow Up

I'm left-handed.

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