I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind.
Eric Andre
Recitation: by Male by Female
One reason why entrepreneurs are admired is that they often take on a degree of risk in launching a new business.
Andrew Yang
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Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard.
Steve Carell
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I was born in a little town called Lund in British Columbia. It's like a fishing village. My parents were hippies. They tried to live off the land, so I grew up in a log cabin, and we didn't get running water until I was 4. The next year, we got electricity. Then we moved to the city, Victoria, British Columbia, so I could go to school.
Stewart Butterfield
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We are what make up society.
Tom Shadyac
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When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome.
Miguel de Cervantes
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What has been adjudicated and established in the wake of Vietnam and the Civil Rights movement is the ability of the press to basically write or broadcast almost anything about the government. There's very few restrictions in that way.
Lowell Bergman
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I think I'm slightly impulsive, sometimes organised and always in search of a bargain!
Lisa Snowdon
ThinkSearchSometimesAlways
Put all of your savings on autopilot, and you won't likely notice the missing cash.
Jean Chatzky
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Children say they are unhappy in every language they have. They say it in silence, and they say it in riots.
Jay Griffiths
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I'd never experienced stress before I did stand-up, and it was a massive shock to my system, this thing of waking up, and the nerves of, 'You're on stage tonight.'
Johnny Vegas
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You can't be a Red if you're married to a civil servant.
Doris Lessing
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If you don't have an E-mail address, you're in the Netherworld. If you don't have your own World Wide Web page, you're a nobody.
Clifford Stoll
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