Gabriel Iglesias Quotes

I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don't talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble.

Gabriel Iglesias

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The feature space is a spectacle space. It's about getting people out of their houses to go to theater when we all have a lot of things in our home now that occupy our attention.

Joe Russo

HomeSpacePeopleAttentionGoNow

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

Joe E. Lewis

FriendMeYouNeedShowPest

Suspicion is a heavy armor and with its weight it impedes more than it protects.

Robert Burns

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I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I've always done. That's really where my best stuff comes from. I don't know how it happens. It just happens.

Ron White

BestKnowDoneAlwaysLittleWhere

Prayer is such a basic foundation of a Christian's relationship with God. It's how we communicate and fellowship with Him. But a surprising number of people, young and old, new and even long-time Christians, say they're not satisfied with their prayer life.

Joyce Meyer

LifeGodRelationshipPrayerPeople

A standup set ends on a buildup of tension and subsequent release for a big laugh.

Josh Gondelman

LaughReleaseBigTensionSetEnds

Every creative story is different. And yet every creative story is the same: There was nothing, now there is something. It's almost like magic.

Jonah Lehrer

CreativeStoryMagicNowNothing

As a working woman at the height of my career, I know age has only enhanced my professional and personal abilities. It has brought a sense of calm to the drive for success.

Bonnie Hammer

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I think when you're being creative, you still attach it to reality somehow.

Brian Stelfreeze

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When I was a grad student at MIT, I had a chance to become friends with the Viking Mission's chief scientist, Dr. Gerald Soffen. Viking was the first Mars lander looking for signs of life on Mars.

Peter Diamandis

LifeLookingChanceFriendsMission

There were aspects of stardom I didn't like, which were of no consequence, really, but the positive things far outweighed the negative. By the time I came to write 'Setting Sons,' I felt my writing was more like prose, set to music.

Paul Weller

PositiveMusicTimeWritingNegative

I was five years old; I got addicted to being on stage. I felt like it was the most wonderful place on Earth, performing in front of an audience, who in this case were a bunch of classmates, kids my age.

Shakira

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