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Joe E. Lewis Quotes

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american

Topics

Friend Me You Need Show Pest

I'm proud to have so many great friends at country radio who believe in what I do - thanks to all of them.

Great Believe Proud Friends Country

If you can figure out where you fit into any particular story, you'll be okay. When you're not quite sure where you fit in, you try to be too many parts of the story. You gild the lily. I see it all the time.

John C. McGinley

Time Story You Try Okay See

I heard from other people on Twitter that they're very excited about Twisty Halloween costumes, and all I can think is, 'You people are nuts!'

John Carroll Lynch

People Think You I Can Nuts Excited

Don't forget that compared to a grownup person every baby is a genius. Think of the capacity to learn! The freshness, the temperament, the will of a baby a few months old!

Baby Think Learn Genius Person Will

The last thing I saw Gabrielle Giffords do on the floor of the House of Representatives was to line up like the rest of us and read a part of the Constitution. And unbeknownst to her, when she got to the well, her part was the First Amendment.

Constitution Rest House She First

I did rebel. I was the rebel in my family, because my dad wanted me to go and just travel with him.

Family Travel Me Rebel Go Him

Our platform calls for a balanced deficit reduction plan where the wealthy pay their fair share. And when your country is in a costly war, with our soldiers sacrificing abroad and our nation facing a debt crisis at home, being asked to pay your fair share isn't class warfare - it's patriotism.

Home Patriotism War Plan Country

One of things I have always been open to is making policy in the Senate Commerce Committee.

Always Committee Open Policy Things

I have a collective sense of suffering.

Suffering Collective Sense

How it is that within 60 days of a general election issue, groups can no longer tell voters that a Member of Congress votes pro-abortion, against guns, against the environment or whatever else is beyond me.

Me Environment Election Beyond Tell

It was a small farm in a little rural town by the Indiana state border. I lived there from ages 5 to 12, I would say, before we moved to Dallas. We had chickens and a vegetable garden, and I had to get up to milk the goats at seven in the morning or do it at seven at night.

Scott Michael Foster

Morning Night Small Border Farm Say

It's the game of life. Do I win or do I lose? One day they're gonna shut the game down. I gotta have as much fun and go around the board as many times as I can before it's my turn to leave.

Life Day Fun Win Game Lose

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