Nikki Glaser Quotes

I was lucky enough to find stand-up really early in life. And I'm so grateful that I did, because the second I found it, I was like, 'I know what I want to do'.

Nikki Glaser

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LifeGratefulEnoughEarlyFind

I was bought an electric guitar when I was 12, but my guitar teacher beat me up. I didn't like guitar lessons and I got quite bored. My teacher was obviously bored giving me lessons, and one day I offered him a liquorice toffee, but he didn't answer. So I threw it at him, it hit him in the face, and he sort of beat me up.

Simon Cowell

TeacherDayMeFaceGuitarGiving

I never wanted to do political satire because it seems too surface to me.

Tracey Ullman

MePoliticalNeverSatireSurface

Rather than diminishing the idea of 'truly needing' a relationship - and trying to deny it, shame it, or talk ourselves out of it - why not just celebrate it? It's exactly what the world needs.

Tracy McMillan

RelationshipWorldCelebrateTrying

People who work with me think I should cut my hair. They say casting directors are less likely to hire me with long hair - that they don't have imaginations and can't picture me looking normal. People literally have conference calls about my head when I'm not around. I mean, obviously I would cut my hair for an amazing part.

Rory Culkin

WorkPeopleAmazingMeHairLooking

I'm a huge animal lover - I love animals to death. I've got tortoises and three dogs, and I've had a million animals in the past. I just think that we should do all we can to take care of them.

Roshon Fegan

LovePastDeathAnimalThinkCare

The other thing I knew I had was a high level of competitiveness.

Mike Krzyzewski

HighCompetitivenessLevelKnewHad

Writers do draw inspiration from their own lives, which, quite frankly, might be more interesting than fiction.

Monica Johnson

InterestingMoreInspirationOwn

Washburn built me the guitar that changed my life.

Dimebag Darrell

LifeMeGuitarMy LifeChanged

I love old funky things. Color just makes me happy, and things all lined up.

Bobbi Brown

LoveHappyMeColorOldUp

Learn to adjust yourself to the conditions you have to endure, but make a point of trying to alter or correct conditions so that they are most favorable to you.

William Frederick Book

YourselfLearnTryingYouEndure

What happens in the Premier League is that when they arrive in the area, they punish you.

Pep Guardiola

YouHappensPunishArriveLeague

I think, going into a room for an audition, the best thing you can do is represent who you are specifically as an individual and what you can bring to a creative process in a room - as opposed to being worried about 'where you fit' - because that's really their job to decide where you fit. Your job is to just present the best 'you' you can.

Lindsay Mendez

BestJobCreativeThinkPresentYou

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