Irish - Comedian | April 16, 1918 - February 27, 2002
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
Spike Milligan
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We reach a secondary road and - here comes the bonus - we pass the Temple of Neptune and Cerene, at Paestum, both looking beautiful in the sunlight. Strung from the Doric columns are lines of soldiers' washing. At last they had been put to practical use. If only the ancient Greeks had known.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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We come across thirty or so hurried graves with makeshift wooden markers. 'Private Edwards, E.', a number, and that was all. Fourteen days ago he was alive, thinking feeling, hoping... If war was a game of cards, I'd say someone was cheating.
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Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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I don't think of depression as contagious. Other depressed people challenge the idea - which can be very persistent and irritating - that there is something odd about you: that you are unique with regard to this wretched state.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
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It was implanted in me that I came from a different class - an elevated class. I was cushioned by servants. I don't remember doing anything for myself. I only played and went to school.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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