American - Comedian | June 1, 1984 -
People are just so insensitive because they're ignorant; they don't understand, so they're scared of what they're ignorant of.
Nikki Glaser
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The more you work in this business as a comedian, the closer you get to just being yourself onstage, on camera, the more well received you are.
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Make eye contact with cute strangers. Give guys your email. Email is safer than a number, or at least it feels that way.
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I've been doing stand-up for a few years, and I have a handful of fans just from stuff I've done, like 'Last Comic Standing.' And as a fan of stand-ups myself ... like, when I first discovered Sarah Silverman, I wanted to know everything about her life.
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The best stuff - the most interesting stuff - usually happens when I allow myself to be in the moment and working from that space.
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We just learned about this fetish where guys just give women money and know that they are spending their money. It's not like a sugar daddy thing. It's like financial domination, or something like that. These guys just want to give you money.
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I like putting myself in uncomfortable situations.
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As far as how I approach the humor, I think the best comedy is going to happen when I'm myself and act organically to a news item or situation.
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I won't tackle something like furries, because there's nothing new to say. Also, I won't do anything that I think will put my life at risk.
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I am a woman, so I never want to hide that or be like, 'I'm one of the boys,' because I'm not. I am aware of our audience. We always aim for the right combo of not hitting people over head but still getting our message across.
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Why am I sharing this part of my life when it opens me up to judgment? But part of me wants to share that part of my life because I think non-monogamy is a normal thing for human beings to want.
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I think people are afraid of the concept of open relationships. Like, 'I will not accept this.' They don't have to! No one is telling them to. But it might work for other people.
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