Ron White Quotes

Comedy is all about the pause.

Ron White

Recitation: by Male by Female

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One of the most difficult speeches to prepare is an address to a graduation class, which is why I don't often do them.

Jerry Moran

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Soon after I was born, my parents moved to the South Florida area, and I've lived here ever since (with a few years of living in both Portugal and Brazil in my younger days).

Joe Tex

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How do you rate works of genius? Partly by personal inclination, partly by accepted wisdom, partly by popularity.

Robert Gottlieb

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We don't know what we don't know about Ebola. We think we know it's a virus, but is it mutating? Can it be spread by airborne?

Jeff Duncan

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When you have Khiladi Kumar on one side and Thalaiva on the other, you have to know your stuff well.

Amy Jackson

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I'm more influenced by characters than standups. I love strong, comic women because it's so hard, and I have so much respect for anyone who can do it. I'm a big fan of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler and people like that.

Amy Hoggart

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I think the issue that is really going to hurt the Republican Party is the right-to-life issue. I think they have painted themselves into a real corner.

Steven Ford

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I've never looked ahead very much in my life. I've never had any grand plan from the outset. I had no burning ambition to do what I do.

Tracey Ullman

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We stopped doing my clothing line about five years ago, so it isn't available anymore.

Rue McClanahan

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I'd stand on the side of the road when I was just a little girl singing on trash cans.

Missy Elliott

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I'd been a great angel investor, but professional venture capital was clearly not the right thing for me.

Mitch Kapor

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Men sometimes feel injured by praise because it assigns a limit to their merit; few people are modest enough not to take offense that one appreciates them.

Luc de Clapiers

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