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Penn Jillette Quotes

American - Entertainer | March 5, 1955 -

Showbiz is just there to give people something to talk about.

People Talk Something Give Just

We need a president who realizes that there's no government business in show business.

Business Government President Need

I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when my mom turned 55. For 1955, she was a very old mom.

Mom You Getting Old Say She Old

If I were trying to avoid embarrassment, I wouldn't have stumbled my way through 'Dancing with the Stars.'

Stars Trying Way Dancing Through

I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.

Cold Magic Dead Fingers Show Cheesy

Penn & Teller don't know jack about global warming.

Know Global Warming Global Jack Penn

The reason I'm an I.B.M.-type guy today is that I really needed a laptop back in 1986, and I just couldn't wait for the Powerbook.

Today Wait Back Reason Guy Just

Obama is a great leader. He can fire people up and get them to do what he wants.

Leader Great Fire People Up Get

I don't want anyone as president who promises to take care of me. I may be stupid, but I want a chance to try to be a grown-up and take care of my family.

Family Me Stupid Promises Chance

Freedom means the freedom to be stupid, and that's what I want.

Freedom Stupid Want Means

In my run-ins with Christians... I find that they really are good moral people. And we overlap on everything, and they don't seem to be the kind of people that are waiting to hear voices to tell them what to do.

Good Waiting People Find Moral Kind

I'm a big fan of gospel music, and you cannot be a fan of rock and roll, you cannot be a fan of country western music, and you can't really be a fan of jazz without listening to a lot of music that's religious.

Music Listening Rock And Roll You

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