American - Entertainer | March 5, 1955 -
A lot of people, to attack an outspoken atheist, one of the things they'll do is say, 'You are as bad as the fundamentalist Christians.' And my answer is always, 'I hope so.'
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Bob Barr is not crazy enough for my taste.
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My mom, if you asked her if she was interested in whether or not people gambled, would say no.
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Every poker player is smarter than me.
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I think it's pretty cruel to give a kid a name that others are going to have. I think it's very important to have a unique name within any group you're likely to be in.
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One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we're in magic, is the difference between fantasy and reality. That is the subject that, if you have a brain in your head, is always dealt with in magic. The smarter the tricks you're doing, the more that' s an important thing.
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Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around.
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TV networks are dying. The death throes of religion give us jihads. The death throes of television give us reality shows.
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Tommy Smothers is a hero of mine.
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Computers absolutely changed my life. Before I had a computer, I had never written one thing. Not one thing. I'm a very bad speller and I was embarrassed by that. When I would type, the little mistakes would make me nutty, and I would never edit anything.
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My love of computers, besides being practical, is very direct and visceral. I love the way things look on the screen.
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Religion cannot and should not be replaced by atheism. Religion needs to go away and not be replaced by anything. Atheism is not a religion. It's the absence of religion, and that's a wonderful thing.
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