American - Entertainer | March 5, 1955 -
Cars mean nothing to me. I'm not a car guy.
Penn Jillette
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I've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke.
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Having a Hummer is stupid. It's stupid to waste that much gas. It's stupid to waste that much money on gas. It's stupid to parade your insecurities on public roads. Hummers are stupid-looking.
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The only secret of magic is that I'm willing to work harder on it than you think it's worth.
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There's no job in show business that's harder than any other job outside show business.
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I like movies that are scary, but I don't want them to be dirt dumb. I want a movie that gets my blood racing, makes me laugh, but also gives me something to think about, with maybe a little sexy thrown in. Hollywood doesn't make movies like that.
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The one kind of person I have a lot of trouble understanding is the kind of person that says the existence of God or religion doesn't matter, it's not an important decision. I think it's vitally important; it's what all our lives are based on.
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When I was 15, 16, 17 years old, I spent five hours a day juggling, and I probably spent six hours a day seriously listening to music. And if I were 16 now, I would put that time into playing video games.
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I have no evidence that libertarianism leads to a better life. I just think it is morally right.
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If you don't pay your taxes and you don't answer the warrant and you don't go to court, eventually someone will pull a gun. Eventually someone with a gun will show up. I want everything the government does to be done, I just want it to be done voluntarily.
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My parents were teetotalers and my grandparents were - it's all the way back. It's New English puritanical tradition.
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Trey Parker did 'Book of Mormon.' It's the best Broadway show I've ever seen. He does 'South Park.' It's wonderful.
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