American - Entertainer | March 5, 1955 -
You should think about the world and feel about your heart.
Penn Jillette
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I have more contact with people who consume, for lack of a better word, my product than any other performers.
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Mentally ill people come from all belief systems.
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You can't allow people freedom and then change your mind when the things don't go your way.
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There never was a God. 'God is dead' is a halfway measure I won't go with.
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People like Bill Maher, who brags about being a cynic, it sickens me. I am the least cynical person I know, and I am very, very skeptical.
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I've been fired from a situational comedy with a script they wrote specifically for me because of my voice.
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When 9/11 hit, the second thing I said to myself was, 'This really is what religious people do.' Those people flying the plane were very good, very pious, truly faithful believers. There's no other way to paint them. Of course, they are extremists by definition, but they certainly aren't going against Islam in any real way.
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The first thing I said to myself on 9/11 was, 'There go our civil rights.' I found out by comparing notes later that George Carlin and I both said that at the exact same time. That's the first thing that popped into our head.
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I get along so much better with fundamentalist Christians than I do with wishy-washy liberals, who want everyone to get along.
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Barack Obama is way smarter than Bush - so way, way smarter than me. Obama is way more charismatic than me.
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