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Penn Jillette Quotes

American - Entertainer | March 5, 1955 -

I don't think I'm made of the right stuff to be a politician. I think I'm made to be a loose cannon.

Think Right Politician Stuff Made

People still seem to think that they should vote themselves money. They seem to think there is stuff which they think is the government's job, when it's really the individual's job.

Money Job Government People Think

The Tea Party claims to want small government.

Government Tea Small Party Want

For better or worse, in the 21st century, reality shows are the variety show.

Reality Better Variety Show Worse

Everybody is designing magic iPhone apps that do things that are really, really beautiful, but a really important thing about magic is that the gimmick has to be ugly.

Beautiful Ugly Magic Important About

When you tell other people to do stuff they don't know how to do, they tend to freak out.

People You Know Out Freak Tell

The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people.

People More Difference Only Between

Every day, TV, newspapers, and the Internet bombard us with a message that we're destroying the earth. Ice caps are melting, rivers are dying, polar bears are drowning, and trees are doing something.

Day Trees Internet Doing Ice Earth

I don't speak for all Libertarians any more than Sean Penn speaks for all Democrats.

Speak More Democrats Than Speaks

I've voted Libertarian as long as I can remember, but I don't really remember much before the Clintons and the Bushes. Those clans made a lot of us bugnutty.

Remember Long I Can Us Made Much

Asking someone else to do something immoral is immoral.

Someone Something Asking Immoral

A two-party system is way too good for those two parties.

Good Way Two System Those Parties

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