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Norm MacDonald Quotes

Canadian - Actor | October 17, 1963 -

If you're watching a comedian on television and he's making a political point, I would say he's gotten too serious.

Political You Television Serious Say

I've been offered political shows before, and I don't know anything about politics and I feel uncomfortable making political opinions - there's consequences to them. I often think I'm wrong, so I really don't like getting in political or religious discussions because of the giant possibility that I might be wrong.

Politics Think Political Opinions

In theatres, you're kind of disconnected. Also, it's way too big for the likes of me. Unless you're Robin Williams or someone that can fill a stage with movement and energy, it just looks like a small man on a big stage.

Man Me Small Energy Someone You

With the computer and stuff, the difference between a rich guy and a poor guy, to me, is nothing. Because I don't like big houses, I don't drive a car, so you know, I just live in a small apartment and I have my computer, which is really cool.

Live Car Me Cool Drive Small

I never do impressions, but I probably should. People like that stuff.

People Never Impressions Like Stuff

I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that.

Love Loved Vegas Place Always

You're trying your best to make people laugh; then if you fail, they hate you. But your intent's the same. It's not like you're trying to do evil to them.

Best Hate People Evil Laugh You

I never had any interest in sitcoms or motion pictures or anything like that.

Pictures Never Anything Motion Like

Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up.

Think Right Like Whenever Stand-Up

So much in L.A. is waiting. It's so irritating. That's what's good about stand-up. You can go away, and you don't have to sit and wait by your phone. But it is very frustrating.

Good Waiting Wait You Phone Go

I started on 'Saturday Night Live' the same time Conan started on Late Night. We just had a relationship because I would be upstairs in the studio and whenever he couldn't get a guest - which was often back then since he was just starting out - he would just call me down to be a guest.

Live Relationship Time Me Night

I just hate plugs. It just doesn't seem entertaining to me. I've never plugged anything in my life on a talk show ever. I understand people use that vehicle. It's just not very entertaining.

Life Hate People Me My Life Talk

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