Norm MacDonald Quotes

So much in L.A. is waiting. It's so irritating. That's what's good about stand-up. You can go away, and you don't have to sit and wait by your phone. But it is very frustrating.

Norm MacDonald

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: canadian
  • Birth: October 17, 1963

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Citizenship is a privilege. We don't grant it to people because they think they deserve it. What have you done for the United States?

Jeanine Pirro

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Having cancer is one thing; looking like you have cancer is another thing. It's a disease that already takes so much.

Amy Robach

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When I first went from a band situation to a solo situation, it was quite an adjustment to make. But after having done it for a number of years, it really feels good out there.

Roger McGuinn

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I have so much fun on stage that I should have to pay to get in.

Marty Robbins

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The Greek sculptor - I don't think he was very different from any of us.

Michael Tippett

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Multimedia scares me off.

Michael Nesmith

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The trick is to have my own particular taste and feel for the theater to audiences who have been used to one particular style and taste for nearly 40 years.

Michael Ritchie

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The very fact that I've had those established me to continue on to do new music and new projects.

Juice Newton

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Having bodyguards is just part of being famous, I think.

Dolph Lundgren

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I think one of the great moments of my life was when I could write musician on my passport.

Jon Anderson

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You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour.

Doug Stanhope

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Two days before I got the audition for 'Extras,' I was offered a theatre role, and I asked my husband, Terry, whether I should take it or not. He said, 'No, wait and see what else comes in.' Lo and behold, along came 'Extras.' Now that was lucky!

Ashley Jensen

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