I never had any interest in sitcoms or motion pictures or anything like that.
Norm MacDonald
Recitation: by Male by Female
Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
Joan Rivers
GodThankfulSkyThank GodYouLate
People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.
Jessica Simpson
WomenDeathPeopleGlowYouSay
To give religion two minutes a day, in its own space, isn't exactly selling general morality or atheism short.
Melvyn Bragg
DayReligionSpaceShortSelling
There's so much truly putrid advertising out there it's embarrassing. But not all advertising is bad. Some of it is really quite mediocre.
Jef I. Richards
AdvertisingBadOutEmbarrassing
My eyesight is not nearly as good. My hearing is probably going away. My memory is slipping too. But I'm still around.
John Wooden
GoodMemoryHearingEyesightGoing
Everybody in America is going to have to sacrifice to help us rebuild the Gulf Coast. Every government program, every individual, we are all going to have to sacrifice.
Tom Coburn
SacrificeGovernmentAmericaHelpUs
Philadelphia's awesome. It's one of my top home-away-from-homes. When I walk around on the streets there, people recognize me. They think I'm from Philadelphia, because I was there so much and because I'm so associated with Philadelphia through ECW.
Rob Van Dam
WalkPeopleMeThinkPhiladelphia
I am failing as a woman. I am failing as a feminist. To freely accept the feminist label would not be fair to good feminists. If I am, indeed, a feminist, I am a rather bad one. I am a mess of contradictions.
Roxane Gay
GoodWomanI AmBadAcceptFair
Family life is fragmenting in this modern age, but it's up to all of us to keep it together.
Mary Berry
LifeFamilyAgeTogetherUpModern
Jesus was the first socialist, the first to seek a better life for mankind.
Mikhail Gorbachev
LifeBetterFirstSeekMankind
I can reach the mass audience if I come from different perspectives on every song.
Miranda Lambert
SongReachI CanAudienceDifferent
I get up at 5 A.M., and I train hard. I've got two young children, so I have to get up early. But I like it.
Jason Momoa
ChildrenEarlyTrainYoungHardUp
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