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Norm MacDonald Quotes

Canadian - Actor | October 17, 1963 -

When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape.

Good Man Golf Old Man Tiger Kid

I didn't really want to inject myself into anything political. A lot of people were asking me at the time about Jay and Conan, and I hate doing anything serious.

Time Myself Hate People Me Doing

In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.

Sports Best You Statistics Know Who

I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.

Love People Think Loser You Place

I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.

Funny Love Girl Doing Fall Act

I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at.

Good Doing Just Like Interested

Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles.

Best Writing Miles Because Million

I don't really like doing big stand-up. Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up. I've seen people in theaters, and it just doesn't work, because you're talking to the guy next to you the whole time.

Work Time People Think Talking You

A lot of people think I'm difficult to work with. It's not like I really want to do that much stuff, so it doesn't really matter. I guess I'm somewhat difficult when it comes to comedy.

Work People Think Comedy Want Stuff

I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.

Politics Know Nothing Anything Zero

I'm happy doing stand-up, but I'll probably do a television show eventually. If not, I'll delve into this Internet world and decide best how to harness it. What I like best about it is the independent movie style and the ability to just be completely reckless within that world. I like that a lot. I just have to acquaint myself with technology.

Technology Style Myself Best Happy

Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real important and all that. The more pointless something is, the funnier it is, you know?

Sports Politics Think You Know More

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