Norm MacDonald Quotes

With the computer and stuff, the difference between a rich guy and a poor guy, to me, is nothing. Because I don't like big houses, I don't drive a car, so you know, I just live in a small apartment and I have my computer, which is really cool.

Norm MacDonald

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: canadian
  • Birth: October 17, 1963

Topics

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Let's face it: dancing isn't one of my strong points.

Jim Nabors

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I have a great family, I live an amazing life.

John Oates

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A director makes only one movie in his life. Then he breaks it into pieces and makes it again.

Jean Renoir

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I would say laughter is the best medicine. But it's more than that. It's an entire regime of antibiotics and steroids. Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche and then applies an antibiotic cream. You gotta keep it away from your eyes.

Stephen Colbert

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Wexford started off as a very conventional, tough cop and not a very original character because I had no idea I was writing a series, of course. I had no idea I'd created a series character.

Ruth Rendell

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I'm the kind of person who is always thinking, 'What if we had to spend the rest of our lives in a particular place?'

Miranda July

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You don't have to tell anybody a damn thing you don't want to.

Mink Stole

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I liked Pat Cash, and I loved Mats Wilander. I went to the Australian Open with my parents, and I used to watch Wilander being cheered on by the Swedish fans, and with his game style being like mine, I drew comparisons with him.

Lleyton Hewitt

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I think Bob Odenkirk is phenomenal.

Johnny Flynn

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The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of doing something.

Chauncey Depew

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I played a funeral convention once. York Casket Company pays well, in case anyone's wondering!

Chris Young

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I'm really glad I didn't have kids earlier, because I probably would have ignored them. I was so into my career. I could just go and play a ton of shows, night after night after night. I can't do that anymore.

Bob Seger

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