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Nikki Glaser Quotes

American - Comedian | June 1, 1984 -

My boyfriend and I are not good at fighting. We're better than we were when we started dating - two breakups and three years ago - but it's never come naturally to either of us. I have often wished we fought like I imagine Pink and Carey Hart fight.

Good Dating Fight Pink Better Three

My logic used to be if I get angry at my boyfriend, he could say, 'Well, if that thing I do that I don't want to stop doing makes you mad, I don't need to be with you. Bye!' And then he'd leave me. Forever.

Angry Me Logic Doing You Mad

I have always been scared of confrontation. My therapist says it stems from my fear of abandonment.

Fear Always Scared Therapist Been

My boyfriend and I have finally learned how to embrace confrontation as something that will only help us as a couple.

Help Embrace Will Something Us Only

Sarah Silverman. She's the reason I do comedy. Her DNC speech was my favorite thing I ever heard. Sitting down with her and laughing would be incredible.

Comedy Speech Down Sitting She Her

I was going to go to a Gathering of the Juggalos but decided that wouldn't work. They would know I was there to make fun of them. It would be like me going to a Trump rally.

Work Fun Me Go Know Gathering

I like guys with a sense of humor who smile a lot and are kind.

Smile Humor Sense Of Humor Kind Like

I wasn't a good-looking child. I got screwed out of the genetic deal. My sister looks like a model. I think that's why I'm a comic. I'm deeply insecure, since I was always feeling ugly. I wasn't a healthy child. I had poor self-esteem. That's why I need people's approval.

Ugly Child People Sister Think Why

That's the compliment I get most often - 'You guys are so honest.'

You Compliment Honest Get Most Guys

I never feel guilty or anything after a podcast; I feel better.

Better Feel Guilty Never Anything

Some of my favorites include 'Walking the Room' and 'Never Not Funny' and 'FitzDog Radio', Greg Fitzsimmons' podcast.

Funny Walking Never Radio Room Some

I nannied for a couple of months. The kids were super-funny; it made me wish I grew up in a comedy household. But nannying is demoralizing. I'm just not cut out for it.

Me Comedy Wish Out Up Cut

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