Nikki Glaser Quotes

I nannied for a couple of months. The kids were super-funny; it made me wish I grew up in a comedy household. But nannying is demoralizing. I'm just not cut out for it.

Nikki Glaser

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I read a lot of scripts that I just don't find very funny.

Jennifer Aniston

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Passion provides purpose, but data drives decisions.

Andy Dunn

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You need to be proactive, carve out time in your schedule, and take responsibility for being the healthiest person you can be - no one else is going to do it for you.

Mehmet Oz

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I am a frustrated saxophone player. If I could, I would abandon all of my books, and I would trade it all if I could play the way people I admire play.

Robert Pinsky

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I get paid to do the thing I love most, and maybe that makes blending into the crowd impossible sometimes, but I wouldn't trade it for the world.

Anna Paquin

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When you're a comedian, and you show up on set to a job where you're not writing, and you get handed material that's as good as we do on 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine,' you just feel lucky every day.

Andy Samberg

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As much as we might look for opportunities to keep Iraq together, we need to be prepared for the reality that it's not going to stay together.

Michael Hayden

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You'll be tested every single day.

John Ratzenberger

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I'm surprised how easily Don Imus came back. He was off the air for a little while after the 'nappy-headed' comment in 2007, and then he's back as strong as ever.

Steven Gaines

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I learned from Francis Ford Coppola to treat the company like your family.

Mary Stuart Masterson

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My taste for rappers is very high. I've only worked with, like, Pac and Jay-Z and Scarface.

Mike Dean

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It's true that every day away from work requires two more days to get back into it.

Judith Guest

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