Nikki Glaser Quotes

I wasn't a good-looking child. I got screwed out of the genetic deal. My sister looks like a model. I think that's why I'm a comic. I'm deeply insecure, since I was always feeling ugly. I wasn't a healthy child. I had poor self-esteem. That's why I need people's approval.

Nikki Glaser

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I realized that the actors that I liked and admired all went to drama school and got an agent that way. So I started when I was about 16 in drama school, and then I knew I had to wait until I was 18 so I could go on auditions, and I tried to get into one of the ones that I liked and then go from there.

Aneurin Barnard

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I always write back to people who are kind enough to write to me. Actually, I don't write - I recline on my red velvet sofa with my feet on the coffee table and dictate the letters to my eldest son.

Sue Townsend

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Never in the history of the United States have we cut back on troops when we've been at war.

Michele Bachmann

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Every time I choose to do a movie, I make the decision because of what I think I can learn from it.

Michelle Yeoh

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We made them drink poison last night and Saddam Hussein's soldiers and his great forces gave the Americans a lesson which will not be forgotten by history. Truly.

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

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I wanted to be heard, not seen. That's how it all started.

Miranda Lambert

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I didn't have a dollar to my name in 2006.

Jason Day

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After leaving school, I got a job in a department store not dissimilar to Grace Bros in 'Are You Being Served?'

Jasper Carrott

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Reagan never cottoned to dictators. He was pure in this notion in a true belief that democracy was the best solution in the world because it spoke to people's hopes and dreams and aspirations, freedom of religion, freedom of speech, freedom of speech.

Douglas Brinkley

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What interests me most are the emotional lives of the people. If I don't have that, it's not worth doing, frankly.

Christopher Guest

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The way my life's structured, I don't stay in a place for more than a couple months.

Conor Oberst

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I have great respect for Brecht, but his path is not mine.

Peter Brook

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