Nikki Glaser Quotes

My logic used to be if I get angry at my boyfriend, he could say, 'Well, if that thing I do that I don't want to stop doing makes you mad, I don't need to be with you. Bye!' And then he'd leave me. Forever.

Nikki Glaser

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AngryMeLogicDoingYouMad

I got $30 from Nation magazine for a poem and $500 for my first book of poems.

Jim Harrison

BookFirstNationMagazineGotPoem

The jellyfish doesn't actively move anywhere - it's just moved with the tides. Is that what man is? Man's just the jellyfish: stuff happens to you, and you get twisted in different directions.

Andrew Buchan

ManYouTwistedMoveGetDifferent

I resolved to stop accumulating and begin the infinitely more serious and difficult task of wise distribution.

Andrew Carnegie

WiseStopSeriousDifficultTask

If someone wanted to do a biopic about me, I would like for them to consult my family.

Andre Holland

FamilyMeSomeoneWouldLikeWanted

A meringue is really nothing but a foam. And what is a foam after all, but a big collection of bubbles? And what's a bubble? It's basically a very flimsy little latticework of proteins draped with water. We add sugar to this structure, which strengthens it. But things can, and do, go wrong.

Alton Brown

WaterWrongGoSugarNothingBubble

The failures of other genres to provide an emotional connection with some of their characters and narratives gives memoir a toehold.

Mary Karr

ConnectionEmotionalMemoirSome

I actually believed if I behaved myself and if I made straight A's and if I was good enough, I could save my dad's life. And every single time he had a heart attack, I knew what I had done that caused it.

Mary Steenburgen

LifeGoodHeartTimeMyselfEnough

All Moroccans are justifiably proud of the development of democratic institutions in Morocco.

Donald Evans

ProudDevelopmentMoroccoDemocratic

When I started modeling, I was told to tan, but I always protected my face.

Christie Brinkley

FaceModelingAlwaysTanStarted

I worry Mr. Trump believes he's special just because he's Mr. Trump and that the rules don't apply to him and the people around him.

Brad Schneider

PeopleWorryRulesJust BecauseHim

I'm shy.

Phillip Lim

Shy

Even though I avoid buying clothes that are 'in fashion', choosing things I fall in love with and wearing them till they fall apart - and generally going for vintage when it comes to evening wear - I still, like every woman I know, suffer from occasional pangs of 'clothes guilt'.

Sheherazade Goldsmith

LoveWomanFashionVintageEvening

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