Karl Pilkington Quotes

Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.

Karl Pilkington

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: british
  • Birth: September 23, 1972

Topics

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A country's adhering to the rule of law does not mean that its citizens will not do bad things.

Jim Inhofe

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I've come to realize that you live on through recordings; they're like a musical diary, a window into somebody's soul.

Joe Perry

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The professors at Harvard are smarter and more world-renowned, and so your child will learn from a pre-eminent scholar who is a leader in his or her field. Some of Harvard's professors are even famous.

Andrew Yang

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I'm getting nervous to be called a centrist. Breaking out in a rash.

Jeb Bush

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Most novices picture themselves as masters - and are content with the picture. This is why there are so few masters.

Jean Toomer

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No person who is well bred, kind and modest is ever offensively plain; all real deformity means want for manners or of heart.

John Ruskin

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Any excuse to get away from the computer screen is welcome.

Stefan Sagmeister

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We have reached a milestone in our understanding of nature. The discovery of a particle consistent with the Higgs boson opens the way to more detailed studies, requiring larger statistics, which will pin down the new particle's properties, and is likely to shed light on other mysteries of our universe.

Rolf-Dieter Heuer

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If a show ever tries to be cool, then it's going to be doing something wrong.

Michael Schur

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I and you and everyone else has to be a political activist.

Michael Moore

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When running a Ponzi scheme, how does one avoid enormous, unexpected withdrawals - runs on the bank, so to speak - that would pull back the curtain and reveal a little man blowing smoke? One way would be to attract a core of investors who could be counted on to never withdraw more than a small percentage of principal each year.

Mitchell Zuckoff

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Judy Garland's father was gay. That seems to be the consensus. They left Minnesota and went to California because he got caught with some boy backstage.

Judy Davis

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