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Joel McHale Quotes

American - Comedian | November 20, 1971 -

Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.

Work Work Hard You Follow Hard Head

Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.

Money He Should Printed

Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor.

Good People You Say Hollywood Actor

If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.

Dreams Your Dreams Lie You Dream

All I care about is making jokes that are funny and making people laugh.

Funny People Care Laugh Jokes About

In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!

Beauty Makeup Face Prison Sometimes

Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy.

End Comedy Say Yes Jokes Grunge

It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to be in control of their career no matter how good the representation is.

Good People Control You Career

You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.

Talent You Get Audition Nail Then

My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.

Famous Career Goal Fame Horrible

It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along.

People Weekend You Go Awesome Stage

I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.

Water Me Think Intention Boy NFL

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