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Joel McHale Quotes

American - Comedian | November 20, 1971 -

The editors and the creators of 'The Bachelor' and 'The Bachelorette,' they are so good at casting and at finding these young, beautiful lunatics to go on the show.

Good Beautiful Finding Go Young

I love making fun of YouTubers.

Love Fun Making I Love

There are always ridiculous things on television or on the Internet that make people go, 'Did you see that?' That could be anything from a clip from the 'Real Housewives' to someone jumping off their roof and missing the pool to a zillion other things.

People Internet Someone You Pool Go

When E! ended the show, it wasn't because it was low-rated. It was because E! did not want to pay union rerun dues.

Want Pay Because Show Union Dues

I couldn't read the way that other students read, so I would just cheat, which, in my silly brain, I was like, 'This is a skill that I'm developing - how to just get around everything!'

Brain Silly Skill Way Everything

Now I tell my mom, I go, 'Mom, you know when I was a kid and you told me to turn off the television and go outside and play?' I'd be like, 'You literally were hurting my career when you did that. You literally stopped me from doing now, what I do for a living.'

Me Mom Doing You Career Play

With 'The Soup,' obviously it has to be totally scripted out, and then, within that, I improvise punchlines and sometimes setups if I can't read the teleprompter properly.

Soup Sometimes Out Within Improvise

I operate off of fear almost exclusively.

Fear Off Almost Operate

When you are an actor or trying to be a working actor in L.A., most people have commercial agents, and then they have legitimate agents, and you just end up going on a thousand auditions.

People End Trying You Actor Up

Acting is what I'd always wanted to do; hosting 'The Soup' was more because of Greg Kinnear.

Soup Acting More Always Because

'Big Brother,' I can't believe people watch. It's just people whispering to each other for hours and then some silly challenge like, who can pull the most stones out of a stuffed alligator, with some product tie-in.

Challenge Brother People Believe Out

I like 'American Idol' because it's an actual talent contest.

Talent American Because Idol Like

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