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Joel McHale Quotes

In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!

Joel McHale

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 20, 1971

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Beauty Makeup Face Prison Sometimes

It's hard for me to think about this, but I first went to Southeast Asia as a Marine more than 40 years ago, as a young Marine. I was on Okinawa and then in Vietnam. I've returned in many different hats, which I think has helped me to form my own views about policy out there. I've spent a good bit of time in this region as a journalist.

Jim Webb

Good Time Me Think Hats Young

Publicity is like poison; it doesn't hurt unless you swallow it.

Joe Paterno

Hurt You Poison Publicity Like

I was very inspired by the videos of the crowds at the Palin rallies.

Jill Sobule

Inspired Videos Crowds Very Rallies

Low lights signal to our senses that the workday may be over and it's time for sleep, making it hard for an audience to pay careful attention. When we stand behind a big wooden podium, it can feel as if there's a shield between us and the audience.

John P. Kotter

Time Sleep Stand Feel Attention Pay

I think that David Lynch, he lives in a zone, and he expresses that zone to us with everything he does.

Michael J. Anderson

Think Everything Us He I Think Zone

Concentrate, don't embroider.

Spencer Tracy

Concentrate

I didn't even have pierced ears. They put four holes in each ear, and, weirdly, that hurt the most.

Rooney Mara

Hurt Ears Four Even Ear Most

I don't want only a career.

Rosie O'Donnell

Career Want Only

It's a part of my DNA that I've never really taken time to revel in success.

Mike Colter

Success Time DNA Never Part Taken

I've paid the price over the years, though: a lot of injuries and surgeries related to my sports career; my hips and knees took a lot of wear and tear.

Johnny Mathis

Sports Injuries Career Price Over

I grew up with a very religious background.

Clarence Clemons

Up Background Religious Very Grew

There have always been difficult situations for activists in Pakistan. In the 1960s, people fought for linguistic and ethnic rights in relation to the Bangladesh movement and the struggle of the people in the western Balochistan province.

Asma Jahangir

Struggle People Difficult Movement