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Joel McHale Quotes

I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 20, 1971

Topics

Water Me Think Intention Boy NFL

My life would be better without Gristedes.

John Catsimatidis

Life Better My Life Without Would

I have caught my reflection and thought, 'Oof. That girl is struggling. That girl is tired.' I've had mornings where I'm like, 'Oh God, I have weird hair.'

Melissa McCarthy

Girl God Reflection Tired Hair Like

Making movies is controlled anarchy, chaos.

Chaos Movies Anarchy Making

Remember a few years ago when Congress declared that the sauce on a slice of pizza should count as a vegetable in school lunches? You don't have to be a nutritionist to know that this doesn't make much sense.

School Pizza Remember You Know

My first job was to run a concessions cart. Later, I found a position at the Pacific Film Archive. Thus began a long series of jobs, each one slightly better than the last, that continued for a decade, until I sold my first novel, and still goes on, even now.

Job Better Long Now Run First

It is impossible to live without love. You must have the feeling of being loved.

Mireille Mathieu

Love Live Impossible Loved You Must

I cannot live without flowers everywhere. I grew up having a big garden, the size of a city block, in Rombas.

Mireille Guiliano

Live City Flowers Garden Size Big

There is a lack of talent in technology, and we need to be encouraging kids in school to learn how to code. We need to encourage computer science as a major. We need to encourage entrepreneurism.

Technology Science School Talent

You have to be damn certain you're putting something better in its place.

Jonathan Dimbleby

Better You Place Damn Something

That's the way I like it because there's no time to have nerves about it. You just run out and do it.

Time You Run Way Out No Time

I think I'm in a really nice position, where I'm sure I could do another show if I wanted to do one, but right now the main thing in my mind is writing songs.

Mind Writing Think Nice Now Right

The first 'Charlemagne' album is metal, of course, but what I sang was more symphonic.

Christopher Lee

More First Metal Course Album Sang

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