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Joel McHale Quotes

If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 20, 1971

Topics

Dreams Your Dreams Lie You Dream

I do not believe that the Social Security system is in crisis.

Believe Security Crisis System

Just because so many conforming kids wake up every morning asking, 'What is everybody else going to wear today?' doesn't mean that they don't wish it were different. Peer pressure is just that: pressure.

Morning Today Wake Up Pressure Wish

I could have sexual chemistry with vinegar.

Chemistry Vinegar Sexual Could

We live on a finite planet. We have finite resources, and we're running out of good, arable land.

Jeremy Grantham

Good Live Land Resources Out Planet

Back in the day, if someone at the record label didn't care or like your music, it never got to the public. It just got shelved.

Jennifer Holliday

Music Day Care Someone Back Never

The man who prefers his country before any other duty shows the same spirit as the man who surrenders every right to the state. They both deny that right is superior to authority.

John Dalberg-Acton

Man Country Authority Duty Spirit

I think almost all manic depressives exhibit some kind of criminal behaviour, even if it's something as minimal as shoplifting, but then they often go on to bigger and better things - in my case, it was fraud.

Think Better Go Kind Fraud Bigger

Posting a brag, humble or otherwise, and then waiting for people to respond is the equivalent of having a conversation in which all you do is wait for your turn to speak.

Humble Waiting People Wait Speak

Growing up in Los Angeles, obviously it's a really fashionable city, but it has a really relaxed quality to it as well. So, my fashion education came while working on 'Suits'.

Education Quality City Growing Up Up

I always thought I was good. That's why it was so frustrating when other people didn't agree.

Robert Mapplethorpe

If the day ever comes when I am world No. 1, then great, but for me, the biggest dream was to win a slam, and I did it.

Angelique Kerber

Great Day I Am Me Win World

I have no clue when I'm getting married. I just go with the flow.

Go Flow Getting Married Just Married

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