American - Comedian | October 2, 1890 - August 19, 1977
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
Groucho Marx
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Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
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I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
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The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.
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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
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In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
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Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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