American - Comedian | February 28, 1955 -
Nothing can help my comedy.
Gilbert Gottfried
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I think a lot of people have too much time on their hands.
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The 'Phoenix Sun' did a list of the unsexiest men in the world, and I made it to number one. I beat out Bin Laden. He's a terrorist, hasn't bathed in months. I beat him out. To me it was a great honor.
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I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny.
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I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive.
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