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Gilbert Gottfried Quotes

I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive.

Gilbert Gottfried

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 28, 1955

Topics

Sexy Find Understand Top Carrot Bin

When people have passion there's nothing they can't do.

Passion People Nothing

I get asked a lot about being a woman within the industry and how difficult it is, and yeah, it is - but it's difficult for everybody... I'm not a 'burn-your-bra' feminist.

Woman Difficult Within Industry Get

You have to really work with someone who you think is going to be a collaborator, who you think understands what you want to do with this movie and how you want to do it.

John Frankenheimer

Work Think Someone You Want Going

Immigration is not going to be a 'side issue' in 2016 - it is the issue.

Immigration Side Going Issue

So Indian policy has become institutionalized and the result has been that American people have become more dependent on government and that the American people have become more dependent on corporations.

Government People American Result

When I go onstage and am performing the way I want to... I finally feel like myself.

Myself Feel Go Want Way Performing

I maintain my sanity by keeping my distance.

Distance Sanity Maintain Keeping

I remain a fan of my friend Bret Easton Ellis's 'American Psycho.' I think as a book about New York in the '80s it was pretty excellent.

Friend New York Book Think American

As long as you're going to be thinking anyway, think big.

Think Thinking Long You Think Big

I wake up every morning and have a pile of problems.

Sergey Galitsky

Morning Wake Up Problems Up Every

The abilities of man must fall short on one side or the other, like too scanty a blanket when you are abed. If you pull it upon your shoulders, your feet are left bare; if you thrust it down to your feet, your shoulders are uncovered.

Man Feet Short You Fall Down

I've got a beautiful kitchen, which looks like a '60s version of space, with silver chrome, orange glass work surfaces, and brown leather, and it's entirely visual and has little function. I've hardly got any knives, and there's only one wooden spoon and one saucepan. But I think I've got a cheese grater, so that's good.

Work Good Beautiful Space Think

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