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Gilbert Gottfried Quotes

I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny.

Gilbert Gottfried

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 28, 1955

Topics

Funny Face Comedy Used Changed

When I had my first child, I didn't write for a year, and I felt when I tried to start again I might actually not be able to do it anymore. I really could not do it well, and I felt out of sorts with it.

Child Start Year First Child First

If I go see a band, and they play, like, zero from any of their old albums, I'm very happy about that. I do not want to see the bands of my youth playing the songs of my youth. I hate that.

Hate Happy Youth Play Go Want

We will never privatise the National Health Service.

Health Service Will Never National

Irony is the recourse of the weak-minded wimp, I think. I hate bands that deliver their songs with knowing smiles on their faces, so that if those songs fall flat they can say 'Ah well, we never really meant it anyway.' It's so dishonest.

Hate Think Fall Say Never Knowing

And to do that not only for the war fighter, but also to help prepare the people in the acquisition, personnel and policy worlds who need to make adjustments in the department's business, which itself may take 10 or 15 years to accomplish.

Stephen Cambone

Business War People Help Accomplish

I'm not interested in superheroes. What about normal people doing extraordinary things?

People Doing Extraordinary Normal

In classrooms full of students who range from brilliant to sullen disaffection, it's games - and often games alone - that I've seen engage every single person in the room. For some, the right kind of play can spell the difference between becoming part of something, and the lifelong feeling that they're not meant to take part.

Alone Feeling Person Play Kind

I would love to have a song that I wrote by myself to win a 'Song of the Year' award.

Miranda Lambert

Love Myself Win Song Award Year

I try to always bring topics to the table that matter, topics that I think need to be discussed and reflected on.

Think Table Matter Try Need Always

I always considered, with every shoot, I was on trial; every time I pick up my camera and start out on the relationship, I am at degree zero. There is no coasting.

Douglas Kirkland

Relationship Time I Am Start Camera

Animation scripts tend to be much more descriptive and are lighter on dialogue.

More Dialogue Animation Lighter Much

Anything that can be done chemically can be done by other means.

William S. Burroughs

Done Anything Other Means

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