Gilbert Gottfried Quotes

I think a lot of people have too much time on their hands.

Gilbert Gottfried

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I have an equal opportunity womb!

Maya Rudolph

OpportunityEqualEqual Opportunity

Anyone who experienced World War I close-hand was grossed out by it forever. It just was so awful.

Amity Shlaes

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The trite saying that honesty is the best policy has met with the just criticism that honesty is not policy. The real honest man is honest from conviction of what is right, not from policy.

Robert E. Lee

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If I could only have one type of food with me, I would bring soy sauce. The reason being that if I have soy sauce, I can flavor a lot of things.

Martin Yan

FoodMeI CanReasonBringSauce

I would have liked to be a nerd. I didn't even make it to that.

Lloyd Blankfein

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It might be hard to believe, but as difficult as cancer was, in some ways it was good for me.

Jon Lester

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I will fight for America until the day I drop.

Don King

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You can't hate the person next to you when you're laughing and dancing together.

Jon Batiste

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We're going to have a tax cut. Today's American family is overtaxed at all levels.

Dick Armey

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If I have a big shoot coming up, I do low-carb, no red meat, and earlier dinners. And I just tell myself that sure, maybe I cannot eat all the things I'd love to today. But there are many more days in the week, and that perfect bite will come when I'm done with whatever shoot.

Chrissy Teigen

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I have three wonderful children. My husband is an absolutely wonderful, perfect husband and a father, most of all.

Columba Bush

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The age of economic relations as the primary arena for interactions between states is already upon us.

Chrystia Freeland

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