American - Comedian | February 28, 1955 -
I think of Alan Thicke as Perry Como without the excitement.
Gilbert Gottfried
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No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism.
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A landlord is showing a couple around an apartment. The husband looks up and says, 'Wait a minute. This apartment doesn't have a ceiling.' The landlord answers, 'That's OK. The people upstairs don't walk around that much.'
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I just don't accept midgets as human beings. There's only so much political correctness I can accept.
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I remember being at the premiere of 'Beverly Hills Cop II' and the tremendous reaction from the crowd outside, then going to a party at a hotel afterwards where the speakers were blasting 'Shakedown,' a song from the movie. That felt like a show biz moment to me.
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I'm one of those people, in any country I'm in, if somebody could just put me in a car or a bus, I'll look out the window and say, 'OK, there's the Tower of London, there's Buckingham Palace, there's Big Ben,' and if it all takes about five minutes, perfect. I've seen all of it and I can go home.
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I'm one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep hitting constantly, even if I like the show I'm watching.
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I'm terrible when I have to fill up free time. My days, if I'm not working, I wake up and figure out a way to kill time until it's time to go to sleep.
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The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.
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Well, I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts.
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I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.
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Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out.
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