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Gilbert Gottfried Quotes

The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.

Gilbert Gottfried

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 28, 1955

Topics

Funny Pressure Being Funny Up Being

I derive no pleasure from prosecuting a man, even though I know he's guilty; do you think I could sleep at night or look at myself in the mirror in the morning if I hounded an innocent man?

Morning Mirror Myself Man Sleep You

There's a theory about fame: the moment it strikes, it arrests development. Michael Jackson remained suspended in childhood, enjoying sleepovers and funfairs; Winona Ryder, an errant teen who dabbled in shoplifting and experimented with pills; George Clooney, a 30-year-old commitment-phobe, never quite ready yet to settle down.

Moment Childhood Teen Down Ready

I was working at the telephone company in the late '80s as a service representative.

Service Late Company Telephone

In my experience, it is the leader - the CEO - who plays the crucial role in creating and 'owning' an organization's culture, setting the tone, and executing on that consistently.

Leader Culture Experience Creating

For the most part, I don't care what Dolph Ziggler is doing or that Seth Rollins worked out. I don't wanna watch a video of Cena power cleaning.

Power Care Doing Cleaning Out Watch

Things are difficult enough about Iraq without the Federal Government suppressing the truth about Iraq.

Truth Government Enough Difficult

When I first started out in this business, it was easy because nobody wanted anything from me. But now everyone wants something from me, so it's hard to break away and just be a songwriter.

Business Me Easy Nobody Now First

The most surprising thing for my mother and father was when I was actually earning more money than them by the time I was about 18. They thought I was going to be the ne'er do well, who they'd have to keep worrying about.

Father Mother Time Money Thought

Ted Baillieu certainly has served the state very well. He has served the Liberal party extraordinarily well, and he can be very, very proud of his achievements. I am honoured and proud to say that he is not just a colleague, he is a great friend.

Friend Great I Am Proud Party Say

As an actor we're just like workers in a factory, we provide our services to directors.

Actor Workers Just Like Factory Our

I truly believe that we have the best health care system in the world. It's not perfect, but this business of turning it over to the federal government to try to make it perfect is quite honestly asinine.

Business Health Best Government Care

I have always been selling. I always had something going on. That was just my nature.

Nature Selling Always Going Been

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