American - Comedian | November 29, 1949 - March 24, 2016
The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something entirely new. It would prevent me from wanting to host a standard-fare kind of talk show.
Garry Shandling
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Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.
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You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.
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I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.
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I may discuss love, and I don't mind if two men fall in love, fine. Two women, fine. But I flinch when I think of two Jewish women getting together and having a child because the idea of having two Jewish mothers makes my head explode. I have one; I couldn't handle two.
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When I don't have a good time, it's usually because there's a stiffness that stifles creativity.
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I'd like to do more acting.
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Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn't go out with.
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Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn't he use his last name?
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I feel that everything I do in my life I can do in a shorter time than most men can. It's the quality, not the quantity.
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I keep my scrapbooks in the car. When I come to a stoplight, I start looking through my past. Sometimes I wish the red lights were longer.
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I am interested in how human beings react to crisis and conflict.
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