Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.
Garry Shandling
Recitation: by Male by Female
I could put my thumb up to a window and completely hide the Earth. I thought, 'Everything I've ever known is behind my thumb.'
Jim Lovell
WindowThoughtHideEarthEverything
I've been doing the 'Sherman's Lagoon' strip for about 18 years, and I was a political cartoonist before that for my hometown paper in Alexandria, Va.
Jim Toomey
PoliticalDoingHometownYearsPaper
There are only a handful of politicians who are truly great on Twitter - the rest rely on their account to release press releases.
Meghan McCain
GreatRestPoliticiansReleasePress
I don't talk a lot when I interview. My job is to get out of the way.
Anna Deavere Smith
JobWayTalkInterviewOutGet
I bought a lot of rubbish things that kids buy: skateboards and clothes and typical teenage stuff. And, as soon as I could, I wasted a lot of money on cars - BMW's mostly - for myself and my family.
Tom Felton
FamilyMyselfMoneyClothesBMWBuy
I don't know if you've noticed it. But Duchamp was magnificent.
Robert Barnes
YouKnowMagnificentNoticedDuchamp
I can't be the big star in the family. We have a family, and we are all equal.
Martina McBride
FamilyEqualBigStarBig Star
I've actually always wanted to write like a one-person show that was sort of a romantic comedy - a show that was kind of cynical about romance and marriage but ultimately embraced it. Because I feel like comedy is always cynical, inherently, because it's contrarian.
Mike Birbiglia
MarriageRomanticFeelComedyKind
Being and working in America, it's very important to work hard, work smart and work in a certain way. France and Europe has, with the tradition and culture, it's slow-moving and it's not always good.
Mireille Guiliano
WorkHard WorkGoodCultureSmart
The horrible truth is we are linear beings; we can't multitask, and we shouldn't keep interrupting important connections to each other with the latest message coming in.
Douglas Rushkoff
TruthTruth IsConnectionsImportant
Everybody is the way they are because of certain events that have happened in their life. Oftentimes you'll meet somebody who seems a certain way, and then you realize, 'Oh, that guy's actually the sweetest man I know. But I wouldn't have known that from the outset because that's hidden.'
Brett Dalton
LifeManYouKnowMeetWay
I mean, the country is deeply divided. There is 35 percent of the people who are Tea Partiers or more in some of those states. So it's probably going to be a difficult year, but there's nothing that I think anyone can do about it.
Brad Carson
TeaPeopleThinkYearCountryMean
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