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Garry Shandling Quotes

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

Garry Shandling

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 29, 1949 - March 24, 2016

Topics

Practice Sex Safe Use

Too often, Indian tribes are at the mercy of the shifting political winds of State government.

Government Political Mercy Winds Too

I'm direct, I'm unpretentious and I'm pretty dogged, and I hope I've got a capacity to laugh at myself and not take myself too seriously.

Hope Myself Laugh Seriously Pretty

This to me is the secret comedy of all author interviews, down through the ages, even the good ones in the 'Paris Review' and places. They're all acting. It's like watching a person in a play.

John Jeremiah Sullivan

Good Me Comedy Acting Down Play

If you no longer have the view of winning in F1, then you should consider something else.

Jean-Eric Vergne

Winning View You Something Should

Verisimilitude is something I am constantly seeking in fiction. I am looking for surface detail that makes something seem real.

I Am Detail Looking Real Fiction

I enjoy playing the band as the band. I 'be' the whole band and I'm playing the drums, I'm playing the guitar, I'm playing the saxophone. To me, the most wonderful thing about playing music is that.

Music Me Guitar Enjoy Band Playing

I really love standup because it's something that I've been literally doing for 40 years, which means I'm a thousand years old.

Love Doing Old Years Something Been

I believe in a 'give us this day our daily bread' sort of thing. And what I draw from that is, I try not to stock my refrigerator for groceries for the week, cause I might not live to see the full week.

Ali Shaheed Muhammad

Live Daily Day Believe Week Try

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours.

Phillips Brooks

Forgiveness You Forget Others Bear

I wish I could spend more time in Africa. I have this intense sense of complete relaxation and normality here.

Time Wish Africa More I Wish Here

I voted against H.R. 4293, the Stress Test Improvement Act of 2017, which would modify the regulatory oversight of certain financial institutions in a way that is likely to expose our economy to greater risk.

Improvement Stress Financial Test

People take the little bit of information they're fed, and they draw a picture of who you are. Most of the time, it's wrong.

Time People Picture You Information

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