Garry Shandling Quotes

You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.

Garry Shandling

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: November 29, 1949 - March 24, 2016

Topics

FunnyCuriousYouKnowWhyWay

When I was growing up, there was a feeling in one's living room as much as in one's local gallery that a little elitism was good for the soul.

Andrew O'Hagan

GoodSoulGrowing UpGrowingLiving

People think it must be wonderful being in movies or on television, but it can be very tough on a child. I had two friends in elementary school. That was it. There was a clique of girls that were brutal to me. They pulled some very mean stuff. My two friends got me through it. Without them, I would have been all alone.

Angela Cartwright

AloneSchoolChildPeopleMeThink

I don't feel bad about telling somebody I see a psychologist. I don't feel that you should feel bad about improving yourself.

Metta World Peace

YourselfFeelYouBadImprovingSee

Nobody is weirder than your own family, and I think teenagers feel that particularly acutely; the fact that you can walk five steps ahead of your parents and still be in the same family, but refuse to acknowledge it.

Simon Templeman

FamilyWalkParentsThinkFeelYou

No. Maceo played sax, didn't he, well they used to sit in.

Tommy Chong

SitUsedWellHePlayedSax

Congress should pass a law repealing birthright citizenship for children of foreign citizens, with the sole exception being children of legal permanent residents. Children born to business travelers, foreign students, tourists, and illegal aliens would not be automatically citizens of the United States.

Tom Tancredo

BusinessChildrenLawLegalBorn

With Ice Cube they ain't no telling. He might have one cocked and loaded, ready to bust. We might do The Sunday, two old men sitting around the house waiting on the social security check.

Mike Epps

MenWaitingIceHouseSecurityOld

Our whole goal is to basically feature publishers' content and get people to click over to that content on the website.

Mike McCue

PeopleWebsiteGoalOverContent

I can't live off of yesterday - that's in the past.

Juice Newton

LivePastYesterdayIn The PastOff

Leaders of institutions everywhere have lost trust. The global economy is stalled and the world is deeply divided, too unequal, unstable and unsustainable.

Don Tapscott

TrustWorldLostEconomyDivided

I know what it's like to have a broken heart. I know what it's like to feel pain: When my songs don't become hits, it breaks my heart. There are a million ways to break a heart. I can relate.

Diane Warren

HeartPainBrokenBroken HeartFeel

I am not a grammarian. Maybe my style is eccentric.

Dorothy Kilgallen

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