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Garry Shandling Quotes

I keep my scrapbooks in the car. When I come to a stoplight, I start looking through my past. Sometimes I wish the red lights were longer.

Garry Shandling

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 29, 1949 - March 24, 2016

Topics

Car Past Red Looking Start Wish

Conceit is the finest armour a man can wear.

Jerome K. Jerome

Man Wear Conceit Finest Armour

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man.

Dog God Man Guitar Two Shapes

I don't want to know about my biggest idols. I don't want to read their autobiographies, I don't want to find out what they're really like.

Find Know Want Out Like Idols

Ambition can get you freedom.

Freedom Ambition You Get

When I walk down the boardwalk, people stop me and say, 'Oh, your house is the one that glows.'

Walk People Me House Down Stop

It speaks to the incredible risk of doing business with the Islamic Republic of Iran if American companies have to turn to federally guaranteed funding mechanisms to support their business there.

Business Support American Doing Risk

I'm just here to say, 'Just be a good person, and really respect others.'

Good Respect Good Person Person Say

That's an amazing moment, the first time you hear yourself on radio. It's still thrilling.

Time Moment Yourself Amazing You

I love documentaries. My problem is when the filmmaker becomes the star.

Christopher Guest

Love Problem Star Filmmaker I Love

Voters want conflicting things. They want a lot of government spending, but they don't want higher taxes.

Government Want Taxes Things Higher

I love readings and my readers, but the din of voices of the audience gives me stage fright, and the din of voices inside whisper that I am a fraud, and that the jig is up. Surely someone will rise up from the audience and say out loud that not only am I not funny and helpful, but I'm annoying, and a phony.

Funny Love I Am Me Someone Rise

What leads to unhappiness, is making pleasure the chief aim.

William Shenstone

Aim Pleasure Chief Unhappiness Leads

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