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Dave Barry Quotes

Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: journalist
Nationality: american
Birth: July 3, 1947

Topics

Sheep Island Saint Patrick's Day

But the fact is, Mr. Chairman, for all the challenges the Postal Service of the 21st century faces, it still retains its traditional place as a key cog in how American businesses conduct their affairs and how Americans all across this land communicate.

Service Challenges Key American Land

I can't live without coconut oil.

Live Oil Without Coconut

I don't understand the public, but I do believe the public is oversold and underrated every day. Give the people something interesting, something to chew on, I say.

Day People Believe Interesting Say

I experienced a lot of loss after his death. I lost my city because of all the paparazzi descending upon us. I actually lost my journal during that time, oddly enough. I literally couldn't hold on to anything.

Michelle Williams

Time Death City Loss Enough Lost

You've always got to work to your highest ability level. When times are great and restaurants are jamming, that's when some restaurants get sloppy and take things for granted. Never take things for granted.

Work Great You Never Always Ability

Everyone here seems to appreciate the sunshine way more than we do in California. We tend to take it for granted, but in Chicago, it's like Woodstock love every time it gets above 70 degrees.

Miranda Rae Mayo

Love Time Sunshine Appreciate Way

And at the time, it is funny how you can look at something and say, for example with my shoulder injury, when it first happened I said this is the worst thing that could happen to me. Why me, why now? Now I look back and say it was probably the best thing that happened to me.

Funny Time Best Me You Look

'Man up' is a sexist term that should be retired along with all the other gender-based imperious imperatives.

Christine Pelosi

Man Up Along Sexist Other Should

Bobby Kennedy's conduct toward Lyndon Johnson was childish and despicable. As the years went on, he displayed nasty, self-pitying, and messianic qualities that would have made him a dangerously authoritarian president.

President Childish Him Authoritarian

If you want a really good tan, you should start with a spray tan, then move into the sun for a little bit.

Good Sun Start You Want Tan

The freeways of America are like giant veins twisting and turning, rushing life from one zone to the next. The landscape is a giant body just lying there feeling the rumble.

Life America Landscape Body Feeling

My thoughts, my beliefs, my feelings are all in my brain. My brain is going to rot.

Richard Dawkins

Thoughts Brain Feelings Going Rot

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