American - Comedian | January 20, 1956 -
Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
Bill Maher
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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.
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If you belonged to a political party or a social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, violence, and sheer ignorance as religion is, you'd resign in protest.
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Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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It's all been satirized for your protection.
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Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy land where reality is whatever we say it is and every problem can be solved with violence.
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Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a birth survivor.
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When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with you are Britain and Spain.
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The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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Men are only as loyal as their options.
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