It's all been satirized for your protection.
Bill Maher
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My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything.
Andy Dick
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As America celebrates Memorial Day, we pay tribute to those who have given their lives in our nation's wars.
John M. McHugh
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I just don't feel comfortable anymore with the kind of attention that I'm getting. It's purely the numbers of people that want a bit of the Cure or want a bit of me.
Robert Smith
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When I feel like being a director, I write a novel.
John Irving
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Certainly, the human race can be fickle, and times do change, but overall, the barriers to bringing a product to market - and understanding what 'the market' wants - have remained unchanged.
Michael Gerber
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I love contrast in music. Being inspired by classical, actually - in high school especially - classical and metal both, I remember having this cool realization that they are really similar. It's just different instrumentation.
Amy Lee
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I think email's going to be around for, like, another 10,000 years. It's a great way to cross organizational boundaries.
Stewart Butterfield
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It definitely wasn't cool in junior high, when everyone else is trying out for cheerleading, to have a life consumed by ballet.
Mary Helen Bowers
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When you have a high-volume magazine or an assault weapon, you're not hunting deer or protecting your home; you're out to hunt people.
Mike Quigley
HomePeopleYouHuntingDeerOut
If the Philippines must remain under the control of Spain, they will necessarily have to be transformed in a political sense, for the course of their history and the needs of their inhabitants so require.
Jose Rizal
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When I was young, I kept a diary for about 10 years and I had to write in it every day. Even on days when nothing seemed to happen, I made myself think of something to put in it.
Jonathan Stroud
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We have to have somebody that will express conservative views, of course, and I'm looking for somebody that is very Reaganesque. Someone that can reach all aspects of our voting population here in America.
Joni Ernst
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