Bill Maher Quotes

The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'

Bill Maher

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I am concerned about the musical theater, selfishly, because I love it.

Joel Grey

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Strength and compassion are not mutually exclusive.

Robert Kiyosaki

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Lay this unto your breast: Old friends, like old swords, still are trusted best.

John Webster

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When we were getting married the Hindu way in Arrah, we had an old guest who asked my wife what her 'good name' was. I think she'd heard that I had married a Muslim. When my wife said, 'Mona Ahmed Ali,' the lady looked at me and exclaimed, 'Oh, so you've married a terrorist.'

Amitava Kumar

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I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy.

Tracy Morgan

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I was writing very early, like I was involved in our high school literary magazine, which was called 'Pariah.' The football team was the Bears, and the literary magazine was 'Pariah.' It was great. It was definitely a real sub-culture. But I wrote stories for them.

Tom Perrotta

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As the purpose of comedy is to correct the vices of men, I see no reason why anyone should be exempt.

Moliere

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When I make a film, I'm not doing it purely for political reasons. If I just wanted to do that, I'd run for office.

Michael Moore

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It's good for your body to have a break. Even when you're training, you have to have a cheat day every week. The body reacts better to training if you give it intervals of not training, or you relax the diet.

Luke Evans

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I'm so grateful for just the inherent mercy of life.

Lizz Wright

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Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both.

Joseph Addison

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Some people take defeat and losses a certain way. You see how some fighters take losses.

Conor McGregor

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