American - Comedian | January 20, 1956 -
Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'
Bill Maher
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Curious people are interesting people; I wonder why that is.
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Freedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that 'Oh, I don't get involved in politics,' as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that makes you derelict of duty in a republic. Liars and panderers in government would have a much harder time of it if so many people didn't insist on their right to remain ignorant and blindly agreeable.
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They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.
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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep and conformists.
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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
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Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't have all the answers to think that they do.
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To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth. That's who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that.
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We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies.
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