American - Entertainer | May 27, 1964 -
My first car was a motorcycle.
Adam Carolla
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I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.
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You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.
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I get depressed at airports.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn't imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I'm gone for six days it feels like too much.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money... and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn't very good at it.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.
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When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.
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Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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