American - Entertainer | May 27, 1964 -
When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
Adam Carolla
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I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.
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I guess my feeling is is that if you're going to make a joke, that's fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you're trying to make.
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I'm not a Republican.
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I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.
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It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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