Adam Carolla Quotes

I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.

Adam Carolla

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Man is so made that when anything fires his soul, impossibilities vanish.

Jean de La Fontaine

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Slow thinkers are part of the game too. Some of these slow thinkers can hit a ball a long way.

Alvin Dark

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For a long, long time, nearly 40 years, I never had any bees. I can't think why.

Sue Hubbell

TimeThinkLongLong TimeWhyNever

Both the Democratic and Republican parties are bought and paid for by corporate America and cater to the needs of the highest bidder as opposed to the people they claim to represent. I cannot be bought.

Roseanne Barr

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I had a very high-grade publisher tell me I was incapable of writing a memoir.

Mitch Albom

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President Barack Obama was amazing. You know how you imagine it would be to meet a celebrity, and that person may actually have a halo around them or something? Well, he did! He was tall, and he had a halo!

Liza Koshy

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Be your own hero, it's cheaper than a movie ticket.

Douglas Horton

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It's pretty crazy. I was thinking about that today, how 'True Blood' has penetrated so much of the cultural zeitgeist. It's truly amazing; it's incredible! The cover of 'Rolling Stone' is major. What's next, the cover of 'Vanity Fair?' When I'm in a 'New Yorker' cartoon, then I will feel like I have made it.

Denis O'Hare

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Bronze makes the most complex waveforms of any substance known to man. It creates these vibrations that will just crack your skull.

Brian Reitzell

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It's not like a boss and artist relationship; it's like a big brother to a younger brother relationship, and he's a great guy. So big shout-out to Akon and the Konvict Muzik crowd.

WizKid

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If every editor turns you down, maybe you should take a second look at your text, however, just in case.

Piers Anthony

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You know, I try to avoid Googling myself, but sometimes I slip up. Sometimes I just want to see how the world is viewing me on a particular day.

Nicole Scherzinger

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