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Adam Carolla Quotes

American - Entertainer | May 27, 1964 -

Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

Patriotism You Place Go Want Office

I think we're getting to the point where everyone's getting fat and everyone's getting allergic, or claims to be allergic to something and people can't walk from their front door to their car without a bottle of water in their hand because they have to hydrate every three and half steps.

Car Water Walk People Door Think

I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.

Boxing Always Taught Boxed

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

Good Walk Looking Name Internet You

I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.

Art People Think Reality Comedy

I'd never hurt another person.

Hurt Person Never Another

I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.

Car Want Run Nose Take Chances

Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.

Women Better Emotional Mechanical

If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.

Women Bridges Done Build Would Then

I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.

World Trying Burn Happen Just Any

I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.

Realist Just Sexist

I don't know anything about computers.

Computers Know Anything About

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