Sooner or later, all magazines end up in the toilet.
Maurizio Cattelan
EndToiletUpSooner Or LaterLater
I've spiked a toilet seat before, a gallon of milk, even eggs. If you say it, I've probably spiked it before.
Rob Gronkowski
YouSayMilkToiletEggsSeat
We're going right down the toilet, and it's a made-in-China toilet.
Peter Navarro
DownRightToiletGoing
Today, the degradation of the inner life is symbolized by the fact that the only place sacred from interruption is the private toilet.
Lewis Mumford
LifeTodayPlaceToiletSacredOnly
France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.
Billy Wilder
MoneyHandsYouPlaceToiletWhere
It used to be that comic strips were the big thing, and comic books were toilet paper.
Neal Adams
ToiletBigPaperUsedBooksComic
In many parts of the world, more people have access to a mobile device than to a toilet or running water.
Nancy Gibbs
WaterPeopleWorldMoreToiletThan
Never give an artist like me carte blanche: he would think it's simply toilet paper.
MeThinkArtistNeverToiletGive
I have the largest collection of Hulk memorabilia in the world - everything from toilet paper, wallpaper, bicycles - all boxed up at my house in Northern California. I've had it for so long, I think it might be time to sell it.
Lou Ferrigno
TimeWorldThinkLongHouseToilet
Hate American toilets with only toilet paper and no bidets.
Shenaz Treasury
HateAmericanToiletPaperToilets
I am proud to say that I plastic-wrapped Bruno Ricci's toilet in his trailer.
Kenneth Choi
I AmProudSayToiletHisTrailer
Bangkok is a toilet without a flush.
Bhumibol Adulyadej
ToiletWithoutBangkokFlush
The Pacific is the best toilet for satellites.
Neil deGrasse Tyson
BestToiletPacificSatellites
The main part of the house is a deep red and I have butterscotch carpet. And I have a bathroom with leopard skin floor, wallpaper and toilet.
Macy Gray
RedDeepHouseSkinBathroomToilet
I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?'
Matthew Broderick
WalkKnowNowWhyToiletStanding
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
Jay Leno
DogYouBadWantToiletBreath
In Michigan, a liberal democrat raised taxes and kept their government programs at the same level. And guess what? Their economy continued into the toilet, it continued down.
Rick Perry
GovernmentDownEconomyTaxesToilet
Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn't do any worse.
Howard Stern
TimeYouGoBuildToiletRadio
You do not get gold stars for cleaning your toilet. In actual life, there is a depressing lack of stickers.
Alexandra Petri
LifeStarsGoldYouCleaningToilet
Don't get married in a house where there is no toilet.
Jairam Ramesh
HouseToiletWhereGetGet Married
The Internet is a toilet. It is.
Lady Gaga
InternetToilet
My country is in the toilet. And when my country is in the toilet, the world is in the toilet.
Jeremy Scott
WorldCountryToilet
I think the bottom line for me and for Newsweek is that there were a lot of - we did retract this specific matter about the Koran and the toilet for the reasons that you just cited.
Michael Isikoff
MeThinkYouMatterToiletLine
I can't see myself ever spending hundreds of thousands on anything that doesn't come with a toilet.
Dr. Dre
MyselfToiletSeeAnythingCome
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